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My Best Friend

My best friend is someone in my school.Although she is not that smart,she understands my problems. Her hair is up to her shoulder and her hair is black as a raven. She has big nice eyes which most people don't have.Her eyes are so blue like the sky and they twinkle like the stars above in the night time sky, when she is excited about something .She comforts those who are depressed and also loves to wear dresses. Her dresses look like what dolls would wear.She is very tan that when you look at her she looks like a sun goddess that people stop and stare.She has the whitest teeth on Earth that it shines really bright when you look at her.She is the president of the student council, she inspires many many people. She lives in a big mansion just behind the old church and has her very own plasma TV in her room! She is perfect, yes indeed and she loves to stare at boys when she's free. Her parents always host the greatest parties and always go out of town. And when they do she always hosts swimming pool or slumber parties!
I care for her,she cares for me. When I am bored,she always keeps me company!
she is really popular in school! That all the boys go after her. But people do say I am prettier but thats all rubbish because everybody wants to be like her! (not me)
When she laughs her dimples show and her laugh lights up the whole room!
People follow her around like puppy dogs and I really get pissed at that!
I have come to the end of describing how is my best friend,aren't you just enchanted with her.
Do you want to know her name? I bet you do!
Her name is Pepper like the girl in iron-man2!
But sad to say she is not real but I bet you all want her as your best friend!
So do I! Of course,of course. Everybody thinks she is a superstar!

The Curious Sam

Sam:Mister,what are you doing?

Pump Attendant:Well hello there little boy,right now I am pumping petrol into your father's car.

Sam:What for?

Pump Attendant::Little boy,do you like riding in your father's car?

Sam:Of course I do! I love it when daddy shows me the city lights.My daddy drives really fast you know.

Pump Attendant::Well,don't you ever wonder what makes the car move?

Sam:Well...I haven't really thought about it but now that you are asking,I am.

Pump Attendant:Do you want to know the secret in moving cars?

Sam:Yes please!

Pump Attendant:The secret is...pumping petrol.

Sam:Petrol?Mister,may I ask what is that?

Pump attendant:It's a secret liquid that is pumped in cars and after it is pumped in,the car magically moves!

Sam:Wow mister!That is really cool! May I ask if that is what you are doing?

Pump Attendant:You are one smart feller.Okay,looks like I am done here.

Sam:Done?Wow that was fast!I really want to know about petrol.

Pump Attendant:How about the next time you come,I will answer any question you ask about petrol

Sam:You got yourself a deal!Thanks mister.It was nice talking to you!

Pump Attendant:You too little boy!